How to maintain ur love pad

Here's a couple of tips on how to maintain your love
pad:

1) Make your bed before you head out. I'm serious.
No chick will get into a messy bed.

2) Put air refreshers by your bed to get rid of
your smell.

3) Keep your apartment CLEAN.

4) Leave some artwork on the wall. Personally I use
cheap posters of famous artwork. You can get them at poster
places for like $8 each.

5) Keep a few indoor plants.

6) Have some "conversation pieces" lying around.
These can be your CD collection, you gun collection for
the brothers in the south (I have a friend who's only
into Soutern Belles and they seem to DIG his gun collection)
or just a couple of books lying on the coffee table. My
personal favourite is a little acqurarium.

7) Have condoms in your bedside drawer AND under
your bed. Keep some massage oil and lubrication close
by too. I even have a pair of "flurry handcuffs" in a
drawer.)

8) Put faders / dimmers on your lights so that you
can create a more romantic atmosphere whenever you want.

9) Buy a pack of "50 candles" at IKEA and light
them all on special occassions. (Make sure you don't
set off the fire alarms though.)

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