Don't call a woman until you ve read this

Don't call a woman until you've read the following
rules:

1) Don't call to Chit-Chat: The longer you talk,
the more likely the conversation will become
boring. Don't risk it. Keep all conversations
short.

2) Call Only To Make A Date: When you call a
woman, you only call to make a date. Wait until the
date for everything else!

3) Talk Slowly: Most guys talk too fast and sound
way too eager. Relax, and talk slowly!

4) Use Your Flirty Voice: Don't sound like a robot
when you're on the phone asking her out. Use your
flirty voice.

5) Sound Cheerful: The energy of your tone is very
important. If you sound cheerful, the woman will
feel more comfortable accepting the date from you.

6) Don't Leave Her Messages: Messages are pretty
useless. A lot of women just screen them and don't
answer them. Or they just "forget" to call back.

7) Don't Call Her Too Often: Don't call her more
than twice a day. If you call her at lunch and she
doesn't pick up, wait 6 hours and call her in
the evening. If you call her in the evening and
she still doesn't pick up, wait 2 days before you
call again!

8) If a family member answers, then just ask for
her to call your back. Don't leave any messages
about meeting her, etc. You don't want her to be
embarrassed!

9) Hang Up Before She Does: Keep all conversations
short and hang up as soon as you've made the date!